Messages with a twist on Heavenly Humor

This was new for me channeling in this type of format it sure lightened me up as I could not help from laughing while my fingers (typed so quickly at times) these messages. As much as I felt the need to change certain words or phrases because of the slang I heard don't change a thing just allow the flow and get out of your own way. I trust there is a need for humor (for me it is essential) with direct under tones of realizing yes we need to get off our butts and do the work if we want to ascend. I trust certain individuals will resonate with these messages and begin to say aha maybe there is something to all this going within and finding a better way as the Family of Light continues to say.

It is our great pleasure to introduce ourselves to you. We are the council of light from another galaxy of light and time in pure God Light
Heralding in the news of pure light, joy, laugher and love. In it in reunion we meet on this very night to bring you gifts you once held so true.
Our mission is to activate and help you cleanse what is needed at this time. You ask our names stop playin the games, just feel the pure Christed Light shinin on in leavin the labels for a drug store table. You want to put a label on this here energy well if we did that you be a readin all day long of what we been called so many times a long the way. Let it go and trust we are the collective consciousness of pure God Light takin a stand with all new flavors of this here band. Call us whatever you may it really doesn't matter for your missin the point if ya call us a name. Freddy, Joe or Mary you may say anyway get the point now let’s carry on with this here message. We are the family of Light without the wings more human than you think just from a different time and space yet all the same if only you just open your eyes and hearts to see, feel how we are all the same. Tune your radio station to a different dial and begin to live live live.

Trust we seed in pure God Light and Love and nothing less.

Learn to live in love, joy, harmony and peace begin with yourselves step by step as you learn to walk away from the nonsense you call love, a word used loosely these days that is hollow and oh how shallow. You are so much more than your little dramas you seen to want to create each and every day. This only keeps one from discovering all that is you the essence of I that is we as one united front together in pure joy and light.

Clean up your backyard so to speak before you cast judgment with word or thought on what you think your neighbor should or should not be doin a long the way. Our messages can be at times on the lighter more comical side yet don’t let that fool ya of the importance of the message for laughter creates energy and by passes the logical mind. Not all messages need to be on the serious side each has their value and reach certain energies vibrating as a collective to move and shift with the same purpose in mind. Remember the I that is I AM now that’s a serious note worth some explorin.

Ascend Ascend and be free as you choose to create Heaven here on Earth as you leave duality and density in its place. Let it Go enough already lets get a move on.
There is work to be done with all of you and it doesn’t matter where you are at, just stop the listenin of the outside voices and start payin attention to the inside voice. Gone Gone are the days to be told what to do, if your still wantin or a needin that well wake up and smell some real roses. Allow yourself the gift of listenin to your own Guidance team as you tune into your own God/Goddess, that’s right give up the cross and become the star who said you had to suffer anyways some guys who wanted you to do it their old way.

Enjoy life and begin to love yourselves.

Does it take work in remembering your essence and becoming clear you betcha, yet that does not mean you need to get a degree in martyrdom Wake up God’s and Goddess it time for you to act on that wake up call. Many signs have been given some choose to pay attention while others are still clingin to their statue or person or outdated material for the answer, which only creates more confusion as you run in the same circles time and time again.

Take your power back and become the Master of your own domain stop ridin the train of yesterday. Learn how the energy flows in and out of your body as it connects into the nucleus of the Earth and swirls into the higher vibrations. Learn the different energy centers (chakras) in your body and outside of your body and how these energy centers can and do create dis-ease when blocked or bring you pure bliss when everything is a flowin. Learn what it feels like to be in the flow instead of some cramped up little box with so many rules. Trust in your own knowingness, experience the newness, hey take the little steps and then go for the marathon. Once you make a commitment you send out certain frequencies and your life begins to change from the inside out. Someone shows up on your path whether it be in the physical or non-physical, or maybe a book falls into your lap or hey you find yourself signin up for an up beat seminar with the current news instead of that CNN.

Let it be fun along the way and do the necessary work to be free, lovin and livin the God/Goddess way!

5-01-04

We gonna tell ya a story
There once was a spark that was so full of light wanted to experience so much of life it blew and blew until it became two in love and light all for you. It stood in the corners deep within the center core of the galaxy at hand and took a stand in the Divine Plan. Now you might ask what do you mean by this Divine Plan just listen up as the story unfolds.

Its all about lovin and livin from a place you can trace back to the very core. Its all very simple once you let go of your so called will. For in the Divine there is also a will full of thrill with out the roller coaster ride of Self Will. Its big Its big and just standing by for you to ride the thrill of your life with out the ups and downs of this so called will of Self you chose way back when. Self will is made up of many disguises and shapes to fool you that is it part of the Divine. For it is not that way at all for it keeps you movin further away from bein true to you know who. The big YOU that continues to be on stand by once you break free and are ready fly into the Divine of livin and lovin The God/Goddess way.

Say goodbye to that life today hop on the plane and see for yourself what we have been talkin about. Now it may take some work to adjust without the books of telling you what to do just know you can just like the little steam engine did once upon a time "I think I can I think I can". Step inside the Divine of you and little by little you will shine as you discover the flow of livin in the Divine.. No more a whinin there is not the timin so it leave where it needs to be before flyin into the Divine of livin and lovin the God/Goddess way.

4-30-04

Today I decided to see a new face just got tired of being in that same old space. Thought I would check out a brand new place, cause nothin seemed to movin in an up beat pace.

I checked out so many places in the out side world, thought about even movin to a whole new place it wasn’t until I began to case the inner world that I was seein some kind of trace of a whole new place. No gas was needed just this so called energy thing I’ve been herein to get me a movin into that special place where everything is at my fingertips.

All it took was just a little gas without the fumes of that nasty smellin perfume they call gasoline. Now ya might be a wonderin how all of this is possible movin from place to place without even smellin all that toxic waste. Well I guess I better tell ya so you can do it too. It takes but a minute to fly on the super highway of inner space once ya learn to center and get the energy a stirin, its pretty cool how it opens ya up and you become an explorer just like that Tom Sawyer. I may have fibbed just a little bit cause ya need to be doin this each and every day, hey but make a game and experience a bigger you a long the way.

Begin with a pebble and move to rocks (metaphor) you know don’t cause yourself a lot of commotion, now that just wouldn’t be sane in this kind of game of goin within or maybe its the other way around. Anyway you’ll figure it out and just when your ready to stop bein the explorer and your winen is hittin the air waves cause nothin seems to be happenin on your time frame; you’ll find that quiet space inside this new place without the labels or tags just a lot of treasures for you to build within your new found space cause thats how this here game seems to be a workin these days.

So don’t ever give up not even when you hear a fat lady sing cause it ain’t truth it just keeps ya stuck in that same old place when you first decided to put on a brand new face.

So until next time don’t be chasin an outside King or Queen of this here place because if you haven’t gotten it yet there is no King or Queen that needs to be a rulin your special space. It is only you and always has been YOU the King (God) or Queen (Goddess) rulin your space. You just chose to move from that special place where all things are possible once you check into the I that is I AM. Ah Yes The Mighty I A

Laugher and Love filled with Smiles from that special kind of place.

4-30-04

Ah the art of meditation do not let it scare you use do it all the time you just forgot how.

First you need to find a quiet space without all that technology stuff buzzing in your ears.

Second take a few deep breathes and state your intention my intention what do you mean I don’t even know how to do this thing. Calm down and relax Breathe again a few times five or six hey maybe even ten to get you really going. And when you do begin to breathe into your heart let it expand in and around your entire body and energy field forming a crystal clear shield before you actually begin meditation because you don‘t want to have anything other that pure GOD LIGHT in your space. Oh yes please don’t leave your body with all this breath work in time it will become a natural way of living. Now! now! don’t be such a pessimistic. You have been trained very well to think inside the box, Wrong! You need to let go of that box thing and expand with your imagination just as did you when you were a child. Okay lets get back to this meditation stuff very important oh yes it is.

Third Once you feel relaxed (yes we know its been such a long time) feel, sense or see a cord a beautiful pure golden white light connecting you to the middle of the Earth this will ground you, breathe and feel yourself becoming more relaxed and clear. Let go of all the incoming traffic and see, sense or feel yourself just blowing it all away into a huge vibrant rose colored prism after awhile you just may be able to smell the entire rose. Continue to breathe into the golden white cord as it moves throughout your entire body out through your head (crown chakra) reaching far beyond your physical reality which hasn’t been all that spiffy up until this point of being so cramped in that little box of yours.

Fourth continue to breathe and see if you are now willing to re-create a special place that has no boundaries or limits it is filled with unconditional love stay here awhile okay please highly recommended. You can do this don’t give up many treasures a wait you, feel and feel lots please in this place of magical treasures. Then slowly begin to open your eyes get reacquainted take a few moments hey an hour would be great but we know how full your day timer is. Now it is time to write or scribble your experience this will give you a greater sense of anchoring your experience into your body. There may even come a time when you look forward to this last step of this meditation thing.

If you commit to this each and every day it is guaranteed to show you a better way and hey what did it cost nothing accept perhaps missing out on a better way to do your life. Yes there are a lot of books out there that really seem to beef up the truth with many made up stories of this or that way is this only way. We say recommend you need to start at a simple place before you can experience first hand for yourself all the magic this world has to offer. Once you arrive in the now then go back and read all those books that say there is only one way, maybe you will see it a different way.

Go ahead read all the books keep your mind cluttered and your heart closed from experiencing your truth of becoming one inside your temple of God/Goddess. When you are sick and tired and your whining has escalated ten fold then just maybe you will begin to do this thing called meditation. Your life will begin to change and you will feel a shift happen within your consciousness. You begin to remember your essence, which can not be found in any book, only tools are given. It is up to you to follow through and listen as well as pay attention instead of wanting the attention from your so-called world of living in a box. Take some risks, venture out and stop following so many rules of what you think you should or should not be doing. There is one true rule and that is TRUST. LOVE, HONOR, RESPECT, UNIFY, BALANCE who you truly are which is a magnificent being having this human experience. More to come excited to see how far you have come along this way of doing it the God/Goddess way.

4-28-04

Fear not the Master has arrived

Say goodbye to the drugs at the pharmacy store.

Take a walk on the wild side and stejp inside the spiitual store,

taste the different flavors just waiting to be explored.

Thats right serve yourself up any of these flavors in your

spiritual cup and adore your brand new world.

Continue to explore yet another new door inside the spiritual store

Let tickle your fancy until all is restored

Shakin and a rockin the Goddess way not any old way and don't be

swayed by the glamour and clamour of another way.

Say yes to this whole new way of livin and lovin the Goddess way.